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Kind Demotivational Poster


AND GOD PROMISED -




The library -


TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.49/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
lol
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no d*** reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bull**** DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D


ALL THAT AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF VACUUM CLEANERS -


TAGS: mankind earth king
Rating: 4.77/5

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mariand - August 18, 2012, 6:13 pm
I like to focus on perpetuation of the species...hehehe


PETS -


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


CHILDREN - The worst kind of STD


TAGS: child s*d word kind
Rating: 3/5

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spacedog - October 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
If you had cropped the ph**o to remove the jar you could have reached a new level of yuck.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:35 pm
Don't let Canada's dog anywhere near this kid right now!!!


KINDERGARDEN - needs to be fixed


TAGS: kindergarden sparta fix
Rating: 4.04/5

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Untamedfifty - October 31, 2009, 12:21 am
Epic 5/5 that is perfect solution to our complete healthcare system
LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 5:09 pm
To quote a famous Guinness drinker: "Look what Florisb found on the internet!"


MANKIND - Our greatest glory is not in never failing... It is in climbing back up when we do fall


TAGS: climb mankind glory failure
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 30, 2011, 5:21 pm

nice
Sho - December 30, 2011, 8:00 am
If you survived the fall


$48,070 - That's your share of the U.S. debt Now hurry up and pay our Social Security




SIMPLICITY -




ABOVE IT ALL -


TAGS: peace love kindness humanity ego
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 8:49 am
"someone sitting 60 feet south of central park is opening up their egg sandwich... we have a sniper available?"
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:47 am
"we got a black Beemer, 5th and Broadway", "roger that", "red squadron, you have a go" "10-4, Armed and ready", "watch for tail wind guys, this one's gonna be tricky", "Gold 5 to Red Leader, bombs away...", "Direct hit!!"


PERSPECTIVE - In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. Carl Sagan


TAGS: venus sun earth humankind insignificant
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:59 pm
It's all about perspective
mdr80 - June 11, 2012, 4:51 pm
It is your comment that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
spacedog - June 11, 2012, 3:36 am
I like it. It reminds me of 72464 and that one is in the hall of fame. 5L
EmilioDumphque - June 11, 2012, 3:14 am
It is the transit of Venus that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 10:48 pm
If the shoe fits then wear it. If you were looking for something inspirational you came to a demotivational website. I'm simply putting into perspective the transit of Venus between the earth and sun. This event is huge and reminds me of how small we are
Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:25 pm
I, on the other hand, don't like to think of myself as anything related to nothing/worthless/unimportant
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:42 pm
It's tough to draw a comparison when we're compared to the vastness of the cosmos or microbial life. One extreme or the other. If and when we find a species "similar" to ourselves, i still think we'll be the laughing stock of the universe.
mariand - June 5, 2012, 6:36 pm
as I said, Sagan is right, but we belive that we are a very important piece in the universe, so we cannot accept that our concerns are insignificant or petty, even if, deep inside, we admit that we are as the dust in the wind, compared with the universe.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:09 pm
unacceptable it may be but we do show promise as curious pioneers of our universe yet astronomy teaches us our insignificance in nature
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:59 pm
true... but unacceptable


KINDNESS -


TAGS: kindness
Rating: 3.05/5

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fred - January 26, 2010, 8:51 pm
.. hand-job... :P
Derek - January 26, 2010, 4:14 pm
Fractal fingers


TENNIS IS DEPRESSING -




GUNS - You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.




The Bait -




REAP WHAT YOU SOW -


TAGS: karma kindness love reap
Rating: 4.82/5

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Budog - March 10, 2011, 6:26 am
Yeah, just blow **** up, ra** pillage and burn! Then move on and do it all again tomorrow.
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:50 pm
Perfect. 5L


TOO MANLY TO BE LOVE AND KIND. - There's no such a thing as being too manly to be loving and kind.




Betwen 5 & 6 -




CONSCIENCE -


TAGS: scruples selfish humanity kindness
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:43 am
crap, this poster makes me feel guilty for not raking the yard yesterday...but hey, it's forecasted for 35 mph winds today...5L


AN ALASKAN BEARD -




Leak -


TAGS: giant leak mankind moon astronaut neil armstrong space
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 6:59 pm
Holy shyt! I didn't think of that. You're a warrior of the truth, Cannabal ;)
Cannabal - April 2, 2016, 6:45 pm
Dude, that ph**o is totally fake, man. I mean, the arc of urination and stream consistency do not match the gravitational pull; secondly, that's not even real pee, man. It's a conspiracy, man!
concern3 - April 2, 2016, 5:51 am
Obviously a result of a young man being unsup***ised
EmilioDumphque - April 2, 2016, 12:09 am
Once, nations displayed their national pride by making big transatlantic steamships. The US refused to play. Eventually, we upped the ante!


SEE WHAT I DID THERE -


TAGS: question what kind of person
Rating: 4.89/5

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ipaprime - May 15, 2012, 2:23 am
those of us who like to annoy people. did that answer your question?


HELLO, SUSAN... -


TAGS: must be some kind of interweb code or something eh
Rating: 4.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:12 pm
I thought that $20 was for me.....weren't you happy with the service?...5 hungover lions.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:09 pm
LMAO!!!
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 1:26 pm
whoo-hoo!! forget something last night Moo+? 5L


WORDS - Words are the most powerful drug of mankind. Choose them carefully.


TAGS: words powerful mankind carefully choose
Rating: 4.1/5

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ExtraMushy - February 17, 2012, 3:28 am
there is a saying "actions speak louder than words" but its just louder xD
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 8:01 am

only two words for you. well done
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 10:47 pm
If a customer demands it at all costs, yes.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
And your creativity is earthbound?
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 6:05 pm
Language is a virus from outer space!
Zealot - November 6, 2010, 4:49 pm
i choose why


EVEN THE NORTHERN LIGHTS - can't pretty-up a Warthog


TAGS: a different kind of pretty
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

whatukno - June 18, 2010, 7:13 pm
The A-10 is by far one of the most ***y aircraft made. It just exudes kick a**.
phydeaux - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Any aircraft that is designed AROUND the main gun, rather than just shoving one in is good by me...
LogicDude - December 23, 2009, 9:08 am
YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY wh*** MOUTHS! That plane is a work of art! *tear*
me4891 - December 22, 2009, 3:34 pm
They are ugly, but they sure do some pretty work.
Airman - December 22, 2009, 2:32 pm
I think I have to agree with you phy
phydeaux - December 22, 2009, 2:21 pm
2 for the plane, and 2 for the sky, but I must disagree sir. The warthog is so ugly it's beautiful...IMHO...


EACH SMALL CANDEL -




The Story Of Us All -




STARTS TO SHIMMY OVER FORTY ONE -




LOVE - Something that mankind will never fully understand.




TENACITY -


TAGS: kind of annoying
Rating: 3.26/5

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AMBIVALENCE -


TAGS: kinda apathetic kinda just pathetic
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
If he dood it, he's a baaaaad boy. He dood it!


GOD - God invented mankind because he loves silly stories.




CYNICS -




BATTERING RAMS - They may have misunderstood that section of their training


TAGS: wrong kind of ram
Rating: 4.5/5

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OCEAN CROSSING -


TAGS: and it s got some kinda clone so hoist up the john b and lets get out of here
Rating: 3.57/5

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NathanKett - October 9, 2009, 6:30 pm
A /New Zealand zorb ball :D I never thought about trying it out in water
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
This - Look's fun as hell.


DISCRETION -




SHARING -


TAGS: kindness spite hatred fight ippatsu
Rating: 3.15/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:03 pm
Not a wise comment to almost not make.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 11:01 pm
Thank you toc for saying that. I was almost about to say if they all hated anime posters so much they would have to go back on cubby... probably woulda been one of the stupidest things i ever did.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:44 pm

@TOC, we still love you even if you aren't as happy with your rack as we are.
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 9:39 pm
I just popped in to announce. The arrival of your new 1L bomber... Me! I shall 1L each and every chickfake because I don't have a thing for t***. Sorry, guys. This is actually pretty funny, watermelon or no. TTFN
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 12:26 pm
Oh I see. It's just really vague and lame then. The dude is angry and the watermelon makes it funny.... it all makes sense now. BTW what dictionary is undelueded in?
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 12:08 pm
U dont have to understand the characters or know who they are at all.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ok, its simple. The dude is angry. Hes giving the lady something. I think the caption fits the pic perfectly. ITs not the WATERMELON thats the threat its the fact the dude looks angry and is giving something that is supposed to go with the text
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 11:11 am
If its something harmless where is the implied menace? Unless you know these characters the pic ruins the poster. How is melon a threat? Why would anybody a**ume that it would be? The words were wasted on the pic. Nobody strives to be sufficient.
Chompers - August 9, 2010, 11:08 am
The context is the person offering something, that's it. While I agree a real life pic would have been better, this is sufficient.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:59 am
The pic offers no context. Culos is right a real life pic would have been much better. I have no idea who the characters in the pic are or what makes watermelon so dangerous.
culos - August 9, 2010, 10:38 am
Btw, the lines are great, with another picture (real life) that would have a remote relation to the text it would have been a 5
culos - August 9, 2010, 10:37 am
Any reference to Anime is demotivational in itself, it makes me depressed, this equals 1L, everyone who knows me should not be surprised.
Bakstabr - August 9, 2010, 10:20 am
Culos i gotta disagree with u on this one. Like Cubby's this is an anime poster that actually is demotivational. Plus the watermelon sitting there makes the caption funnier.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:49 am
And therefore an automatic 1L!
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 7:09 am
Hell. Yeah. THIS is an animefake.


Selfish -


TAGS: boxman selfishness kindness hapiness hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - April 20, 2013, 5:17 pm
Than you very much, I try my best and feedback like this means a lot :D
forseti - April 20, 2013, 12:02 pm
Great to see a poster which probably wasn't made within 5 seconds...
MissPriss - April 19, 2013, 12:10 am
Truly deserved 5L Ham!
ughomer - April 18, 2013, 10:03 pm
Top notch!!
rerun - April 18, 2013, 7:20 pm

I really enjoy these "box" posters of yours. Quality stuff my friend


Random Act of Kindness -


TAGS: kind senior citizen wendys keith
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - April 2, 2014, 9:26 am
if he doesn't get his Double Stack, he doesn't get on the bus
Greeny - April 1, 2014, 7:17 pm
Keith who? Richards? Is that him heading out to the tour bus with the aid of a kind soul?


Curiosity and Kindness -




Self-kindness -


TAGS: be nice kind calvin hobbes
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - July 3, 2013, 10:37 pm
im not sure but i think the last time ive seen them active on this site was around 2009
Pagong - July 2, 2013, 1:36 pm
Never got to know them, but I got to see what they have left here.
Sho - June 5, 2013, 2:57 pm
I see Aggy and LD are still getting along pretty well
Pagong - June 5, 2013, 9:05 am
Thanks. Love the comic strip. Always read it on the newspaper during Sunday.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:58 am
Sweet one here.


YESTERYEAR -


TAGS: tradition old days ww3 mankind peace
Rating: 4.88/5

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agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 11:41 am
Si
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:06 am
did you learn that at your naturalization classes El Doofus?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:54 am
Although the right for all citizens to vote was on PAPER that long ago, it wasn't until 1965 that the more racist states were forced to allow them to vote... which, up until then, they still weren't allowed onto the voting sites. Doofus.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:52 am
And for any other morons with only a kindergarten level history education, The National Voting Rights Act was legislated in 1965, legally disallowing voter discrimination practices that were active against african-americans in several states.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:23 am
I'm a doofus? Since I'm a bit out-dated, let me ask you this.... would a doofus be able to ban you? Let's see...
forseti - September 25, 2010, 6:49 am
But Ice, he hasn't produced any posters til now?!? Ah... I see...
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:29 am
Ah yes, I see you have a firm grasp of humor. It is evident by the amount of quality posters you have produced.
Ponjiu Kublic - September 25, 2010, 12:19 am
You're only 100 YEARS OFF. It was 1865, doofus


Cheap Sandals -


TAGS: kindness poverty meaningful priceless hammy
Rating: 4.8/5

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- June 19, 2013, 1:13 pm
The street gets a lot softer and a lot unblistering h** after he goes "Oh Abdullah I have some sandals for you that some crazy American gave me, no don't worry about it, I know a guy."
- June 19, 2013, 1:13 pm
The street gets a lot softer and a lot unblistering h** after he goes "Oh Abdullah I have some sandals for you that some crazy American gave me, no don't worry about it, I know a guy."
MashiMashi - June 19, 2013, 1:06 pm
I don't want to take away from this poster.....but this girl or guy, gave those sandals to a relative or aquiantaence. Because he knows how it feels to be sandaless, but now how it feels to be charitable, to be a provider
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:32 am

This is fabulous! Great job!~


WARMEST REGARDS -




Rerunatunity -


TAGS: qualified experienced hands on kinda guy
Rating: 4.78/5

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rerun - March 26, 2014, 7:58 pm

I do love the Pointer Sisters
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:35 pm
he certainly is a striking fellow


REPUTATION -


TAGS: plausible denial is kinda my hobby at the moment
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - April 28, 2010, 7:37 pm
Excellent.
Cubbybear - April 28, 2010, 12:30 am
Welcome back Sean...This is what i miss 5/5


Kindergarten School Picture -




Self-Awareness -


TAGS: self awareness stardust mankind create god
Rating: 4.56/5

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curlyrocks - May 1, 2013, 3:26 pm
By looking at the Gods we have already created, that is something to fear. 5L


COMFORT - Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much. Blaise Pascal


TAGS: friends kind pascale
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - August 31, 2012, 8:04 pm

beautiful, post to motitwist


INADEQUACY - After looking around the Motifake site, for maybe 5 seconds, I realized: "I have no chance". Oh well, I guess I'll just have to continue reading from an actual book and without having to recharge every 8 hours...


TAGS: inadequacy prize leaderboard unattainable kindle
Rating: 4.54/5

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motinet - April 9, 2012, 5:12 pm

Yup, easy point pickings at other motinet sites. Also, if any poster goes viral, you could get thousands of facebook points just like that.
ughomer - April 9, 2012, 10:16 am
GOOD ADVICE
rerun - April 7, 2012, 2:53 pm

Actually, if you submit & participate at other moti sites you may have a sh** at this. Click the Icon there & it will tell you the stats and how to play.


THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR -


TAGS: three amigos superheroes kindof
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 10:16 pm

Woot!~


MONKEY SHOGUN - Knows how to inspire loyalty and positive morale in his motifake followers.


TAGS: actually kinda like dane cook
Rating: 4.4/5

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HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 5:54 pm
Lol you have my loyalty without the knife bearing shoulder monkey... =P


Before you speak let your words pass through three gates -




A CHANGE IN CONTEST RULES? - EFFECTIVE MAY 22, 2012




DAMN YOUR EYES! - I SAID NO MORE NSFW VIEWING!


TAGS: nsfw is the bane of mankind
Rating: 4.05/5

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MO - February 24, 2010, 11:04 am
5 opera cats. That's frickin funny.


LADIES OF MOTIFAKE -




MEANWHILE, OVER IN BAN-VILLE - some residents would love to personally congratulate Aggy


TAGS: a purgatory kind of thing
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:43 pm
Not sure that's the thanks I was expecing from this guy.


KINDRED SOULS -


TAGS: kindred spirits woulda sounded tooooo g**
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:25 am
On a lighter note... 5L - this is.... poetry.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 11:55 pm
Dun...dun...DUN! BTW, 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 11:14 pm
I've got it narrowed to two IP addresses.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 11:13 pm
We're anxiously waiting for the results.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
Insta 1L from someone... oh, this'll be good.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 11:02 pm
Ah, true love.


RESERVATIONS -




SYMPATHY - guess who gets more of it




M.A.L.T. -




sshhhhh !!! -




CUBBY AND LOGICDUDE - were finally married yesterday by Reverend Charles Bronson Jr. Congratulations!


TAGS: bear tiger dude kinda looks like charles bronson vaguely
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

MO - January 24, 2010, 4:01 am
Them's purdy much my favorite animals; a.....bear-ger! 5 ... li-bears??
Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 2:26 am
Only because he was rich! LOL...5/5


GOT A SECOND TO SPARE? - Think about everything that is going great in your life... that was fast how are you going to use the rest of your second?




BRAVERY -




I FORGOT MY GLASSES - What Does This Say, Granola, Let Me Get The Milk And A Bowl




GREAT WHITE HAIKU -




GENERALIZATIONS - All of them are bad


TAGS: i hate myself for making this poster but im tired kind of hope you dont approve this mod
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - January 13, 2010, 2:13 am
All true generalisations good. Very good :})


TIMMYBAIT - Go ahead. Rate it... I dare ya


TAGS: be kind
Rating: 2.38/5

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Zed - November 17, 2009, 8:25 pm
Eh, I'll give it a 5.


No Change -


TAGS: men neanderthal human mankind change
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 6, 2016, 8:45 am

Too true.
concern3 - April 6, 2016, 3:10 am
I disagree we defiantly have regressed, but Up yours
JesusWept - April 5, 2016, 12:38 pm
Hehe. I thought you'd like it. I guess we smell better today. A little.
MissPriss - April 5, 2016, 12:36 pm
From a woman's perspective...true dat! Too funny Jeebus.


loneliness -


TAGS: biggest disease mankind
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 5, 2015, 2:43 pm
A very well said, sobering poster! 5L


Soft Cuddly Balls -


TAGS: strength begets kindness be fuzzy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:07 am
Now they are ben-wah, and they are very, very good!lol!


Don't Mistake My Kindness -




Hanging around -


TAGS: kinda painted himself into a corner didnt he
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - September 1, 2015, 2:57 pm
LOL! Hope its a warm dry day! Guess he's gonna find out what its like to sit around watching paint dry! 5L


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